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HAVE FUN WITH......BERT'S T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!! (CLICK FOR PHOTO LINK!)... TWO WAYS TO WIN!
#1 PHOTO W/ YOU IN YOUR BERT'S SHIRT FARTHEST AWAY FROM MATLACHA: example: California, Alaska, Bora Bora, Pluto
#2 PHOTO W/YOU IN YOUR BERT'S SHIRT IN MOST UNIQUE LOCATION: example: Top of Mt. Hood, infield of Daytona Speedway.
Send photos to Bert's Bar, P.O. Box 10, Matlacha, Florida 33993 or email to: pinebay@bertsbar.com. $25. prizes every month!
GIFT CERTIFICATES NOW AVAILABLE!
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The best shirt for
Matlacha (other than a Bert's Bar shirt!) is this: The Mangrove
Republic's original, OFFICIAL, authentic, shirt of Matlacha.
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Matlacha shirt in sea green. Be one of us! Join the Mangrove Republic! | ||
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OkaWell, the color of this shirt is closer to the color of the letters... My camera didn't get it right. Not pink at all, more of a stone-washed pale red. Great color! | ||
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Hi quality vinyl decal for your auto. Background is clear, so you can apply to glass. Very cool! | ||
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DDecal, vinyl: Bonefish with "Bokeelia, Fl" | ||
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Decal, vinyl: Bonefish with "St. James, Fl" | ||
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Decal, vinyl: Bonefish with "Bert's Bar, Matlacha, Fla" | ||
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Decal, "Cayo Costa" (Sorry about the glare!) |
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DDecal, "Pine Island" | ||
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Decal: "Cape Coral" | ||
| The Photo did not transfer well! It almost ate up the website. Yikes! I will try again later! (website clutz) | PINE ISLAND PUZZLE | $23.00 | |
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Newest Bert's Pocket
Tee! "Boney Mermaid" has fresh fillet of Matlacha mermaid, flanked by local fish & sporting a pirate hat! |
$17.95
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Newest Bert's Pocket
Tee! "Boney Mermaid" has fresh fillet of Matlacha mermaid, flanked by local fish & sporting a pirate hat! |
$17.95 |
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Bert's newest tee: Boxing Mermaid is ready to take down evil opponent with eight boxing gloves! Note promoter in background. | $$17.95 Add $2.00 for 2XL
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Bert's new "Boxing
Mermaid" tee. Grey tee has front left pocket. World renown shark
of a promoter is running the show.
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$17.95 Add $2. for $2XL |
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Cold Beer, Live
Music...what could be better? A vaguely familiar shark plays blues guitar on the
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Long sleeve version of ladies' "Pirate Spine" is same price as the short sleeve. Same v-neck. Same fabric. Color is as shown. | $24.95
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 Awesome new ladies' v-neck "burnout" fabric shirt with pirate design added in shiney foil. This shirt is so sexy you'll want two! Pirate "spine" is on the back. |
$24.95 | |
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Ladies' pirate foil v-neck in Black. Saucy and sexy! "Burnout" fabric is soft and sleek. (back view shown.) |
$$24.95 |
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Ladies' pirate foil v-neck in Pink. (This is the front view) "Burnout" fabric is barely there. Buy it big. we're told it shrinks. | $24.95
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nnBert's newest Mermaid design comes from a sign in Matlacha that prohibits net fishing and "snatch- hooking!" Garment-dyed sea-green. Shirt front invites you to "Get Hooked on Bert's" | $17.95
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Bert's new Mermaid design, as seen above, but this one is black and has front pocket (pocket is shown in photo on rt.) | $17.95 |
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Bert's Bar "I love Manatees, they taste like chicken!" (It's just a joke!) logo t-shirt. White, 100% cotton. Smaller version of back logo also on front, left chest POCKET. | $14.95 | Smaller version of back logo also on front, left chest POCKET. |
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Back by popular demand! Bert's "Caribbean Bay" design Shirt. Yellow. Photo shows back of shirt;front left chest small design. | $17.95 | |
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Back in stock! "If it smells like fish"... Aaargh! Mermaid wench with skeletal Pirate Capt.Also Available in Navy blue. | $17.95 | |
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"rBert's "Refuge Parrot" sips a frosty beer; background depicts smuggler's plane, a truckload of cargo, and a parachute hauling in that "Million Dollar View!" |
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Bert's Bar's famous "Hurricane Charley" logo t-shirt, to commemorate the hurricane that took our dock, our roof, and many of our coconuts! Stone blue. 100% cotton. | $17.95
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Long-sleeved Bert's Bar fishing team shirt with front pocket for convenient comfort in all weather. New color: Sand |
out of STOCK $24.95 |
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"This is what fun tastes like!" Bert's 100% combed cotton t-shirt, the back features a mermaid enjoying a frosty malt beverage. 100% cotton with small palm tree logo on left front chest. Army green. |
$17.95 |
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Bert's is, and will always be the "Ultimate Dive Bar"! The quintessential Bert's T. | $17.95 | |
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Dive Bar T, in blue. | $17.95 |
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Classic Lady's Rhinestone-studded spaghetti strap tank. Logo reads "Bert's Bar, Matlacha, Fla"; Combed cotton. Runs a little small! | $19.95 | |
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Bert's Bar rhinestone studded black t. Current style has v-neck. Kim not included. | $19.95 | |
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Lady's long-sleeved black rhinestone shirt. 100% ring spun cotton. | $24.95
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OTropical Tail Frayed cap with velcro closure. Be the first to have it! | $16.95
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Fly our Colors
wherever you go! Bert's Bar flag, printed on both sides.
12" X 18" |
$19.95 | |
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Bert's Bar cap with adjustable velcro strap. Lightweight, vented, soft cotton. soft pink. | $9.95 |
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Bert's Bar cap with adjustable velcro strap. Lightweight, vented, soft cotton. White. | $9.95 targmethod="post">
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UUltimate Dive Bar Cap. Blue with yellow Bert's logo. | $16.95 | |
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Same great cap, but for the girls, in pink, with turquoise and red pirate adornment. | $16.95 | |
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Bert's Ultimate Dive Bar Cap in a great shade of "Palm Tree"green. | $16.95
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Ultimate Dive Bar cap in khaki. | T $16.95
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Fabulous Tervis Tumbler made even better by "Bert's Bar" embroidered logo! 16 oz. tumbler keeps drinks cold, lifetime guarantee. |
$14.95 |
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Sippy lid for Tervis Tumblers. Available for 16 oz. size. | $2.99 | |
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Set of 4 Bert's Bar photo coasters. Foam bottom absorbs moisture and keeps surface dry. | $7.95 | |
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Set of 4 Bert's Bar Mel Meo menu art coasters. Foam bottom absorbs moisture and keeps surface dry. | $7.95 | |
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Bert's Pint glass coozie keeps your beer cold. Neoprene, fits pint beer glass. | $3.00 | |
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Custom "Woozie" fits your wine glass, keeps wine chilled, or at whatever temperature you want it. Drawstring closure at bottom ensures snug fit. Stretches to fit most wine glasses. | $7.95 | |
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Bert's neoprene bottle coozie with zipper closure. | $$6.00 | |
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The "Girls at Berts Bar" are always the most glamorous and fun! This colorful neoprene coozie has velcro closure to adjust size for bottle of water or can of beer! | $6.00 | |
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Neoprene collapsible can coozies. | $3.00 | |
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MTL? Let 'em wonder. Matlacha bumper sticker,3"x5". | $2.00
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Pine Island, the original pirate hideout of old Florida. Proclaim our fame! 3"x5". | $2.00
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Mermaid hook. Approx. 6" high. | Temporarily out of stock. 6.99 | |
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Where else would you go in Matlacha to get crabs? 2"x5" bumper sticker. | $2.00
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What a great stocking stuffer! Going on a cruise? Light up your drinks with Litecubes! | $3.95 each. | |
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Bert's Burney Butt Hot Sauce! An original blend of Tomato, Habanero, Chilis, onion and other spices, created by Paradise Gardens especially for Bert's Bar. | $5.99
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Bert's Bar 10 oz. ceramic Coffee mugs. Also available in black. | $6.95 | |
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Bert's shark magnet bottle opener stays put on any metalic surface. | $4.00
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Bert's "Captain's Reserve" flask. Stainless steel. |
Temporarily out of stock. $12.95 |
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Bert's stainless steel flask. "Time flies when you're having rum!" |
Temporarily out of stock. $12.95 |
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Bert's Bar lucky shamrock flask. | $12.95 | |
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Set of 4 "Bert's Bar" 16 oz. Tervis Tumbler. Save more, buy four! | $49.95
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